Beauty is the Beast

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"I was expecting an audience with the Princess, not..."

"...outdoor sports."


"Oh, my."

"Hmhahahahaha."
"Welcome to your lucky day, Rarity. You've found the one thing in Equestria that could rival my face for sheer beauty."
"What do you think? You like?"

"Yes... I like very much..."

"No! No! I shan't succumb to such fabulousness!"
"Must! Get to the center! To meet... the others! Hhh-"

"MIIIINE!!"


"Well, Rarity. It took forever, but it was worth it."

"Who knew three little gemstones would turn out to be this handsome hunk of a diamond? Now to get you home."

"Hnngh!"

"Rarity! Are we glad to see -"

"Why are you carrying a humongous boulder?"
"What do you mean, boulder?"

"This big, bea-utiful bedazzling rock is a DIAMOND! And it's all mine."

"Keep your envious little eyes off it! I found it, and it's mine, fair and square!"